Word Soup! It’s Delicious!

March 14th, 2012

I just got dropped in a pot of word soup, words I love (just like vegetables) that represent an entire universe of soup, but tasted only and almost understood by an elite group of gastronomic computational neuroscientists eliciting the most sublime sensations of mouth feel, scent, quiet taste bud assaults, and deliciousness one could imagine.

The word soup swirls around mundane sounding things like search engines and thinker toys. It dips and swoops to barely touch words like dynamical systems theory and feedforward neural networks. Oh, how it reminds me of Kay Ballard of Reticular Systems in a time gone past in San Diego of the 80′s. She understood my pot of soup. We could talk and smile at the same time. But I digress.

Today I lifted my spoon of words with “connectionism” coming to the taste. And, once tasted, the soup elicited all the joy of so many pristine words in the soup: artificial intelligence, cognitive psychology, cognitive science, neuroscience, philosophy of mind, the emergent processes neural networks. Probability. Action Potential. XXX There it is… Soup, Soup, Beautiful Soup.

Remember this?

Beautiful Soup
A Poem by Lewis Carroll

BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
Who for such dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!

Beau–ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau–ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo–oop of the e–e–evening,
Beautiful, beautiful Soup!

Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
Game, or any other dish?
Who would not give all else for two
Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup?
Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?

Beau–ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau–ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo–oop of the e–e–evening,
Beautiful, beauti–FUL SOUP!

And if you think a moment about Carroll you will remember that he wrote Alice in Wonderland and was a mathematician. Perhaps he was writing about my Soup…

China is preparing to take over the vaccine market

December 21st, 2011

You are, no doubt, familiar with the debate over vaccinations. You might be interested in this new twist!

EagleForum summarized this scary new vaccination issue: “…as more and more U.S. public schools are making vaccinations a requirement for admittance, China is preparing to take over the vaccine market. China’s Food and Drug administration brags that China has more than 30 vaccine-producing companies with an annual production capacity of nearly one billion doses.”

Should American parents be willing to inject their kids with Chinese vaccines? Chinese cough syrup killed 93 people in Central America in 2007. At least 81 U.S. deaths in 2008 were caused by Heparin, a Chinese-made blood thinner widely used in surgery. Tainted milk powder poisoned hundreds of thousands of babies in China.

An expert on Chinese health at the Council of Foreign Relations, Yanzhong Huang, pointed out the difference between Chinese and U.S. medicine safety: Unlike China, U.S. vaccines are kept safe by supporting institutions such as “the market economy, democracy, media monitoring, civil society, as well as a well-developed business ethics code,” plus inspections and regulations, severe punishments for violators, and, of course, lawsuits by trial lawyers.

None of those protections exist in a Communist dictatorship. During the ’70s, ’80s, & ’90s, the globalists predicted that as China pursued a market economy, China would evolve into capitalism, economic freedom, and then political freedom which would afford the types of protections the USA enjoys against things like dangerous vaccines. But China is still a Communist dictatorship.

Given these facts do you want your children (or grandchildren) vaccinated with Chinese vaccines?

— just one reporter’s opinion.

Get happiness here!

August 17th, 2011

Just try using this sometime when you are on overwhelm. Works for me! Children are so innocent and pure – not yet ruined by the experiences of the world. If your heart is like this, you will always find happiness in the end – even going thru tough stuff.
Music to Cheer You Up!

QR codes are sneaking up on you!

June 28th, 2011

Are you in to the QR code debate yet? If not you will be! Soon! It’s becoming more common to see this kind of thing that Kent Lewis wonders about. I took a few pics the other day to document I’m not going crazy. I’ll post one next time.

Kent wonders if this use of a QR code is brilliant or short-sighted…

Thanksgiving fun!

November 25th, 2010

Just couldn’t resist this Thanksgiving version of the classic “I Will Survive!” It will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

I Will Survive Thanksgiving

Blog post experiment

January 28th, 2010

Well, I did it. I took a vacation from blogging just to see how it would effect my life. Several things occurred:

  1. I felt guilty because I wasn’t blogging regularly, as if it were some sort of obligation.
  2. I didn’t have a million emails asking me why I stopped.
  3. I have a delightful pile of topics now that I can compose essays about, essays somebody might actually read someday.
  4. I don’t need to be shy about saying to the world, “Hey, come read my blog. You might discover something interesting!” In fact, being shy is what has held me back all along.
  5. I’m just like 98% of all other bloggers. We find it fascinating that in just one push of the “return” key we can send some idea into cyberspace but we don’t have the dedication to do it often enough to count for much. Just like most other things in Life, blogging lost its appeal once it became a “requirement.”

Blog ExperimentSo, while I have been dally-ing around with a “vacation” from blogging I’ve watched my husband’s daily dedication to his SEO blog take him to an Alexa ranking of 169,428 and people calling him or emailing him for advice on not only SEO but other topics too.

I guess the greatest lesson I learned is to just keep writing. It is what I was meant to do in Life, and, guess what, I have an in-house (literally) mentor to offer guidance.

Now where did I put that pile of stickies with topics I wanted to write about?

Shoes, beautiful shoes. Alas, too tight! We’ll fix that!

July 4th, 2009

So you just got new shoes. You couldn’t resist. “I’ll just wear them till they stretch to fit.” you say. ” Sure – by then my feet will be totally blistered!” What to do??? Here’s the answer: freeze them!

Somewhere on YouTube there is an answer to all of life’s problems…

Usability: Don’t Leave Home Without It!

June 18th, 2009

Sorry, dear reader, I just couldn’t resist the pun. Actually, though, even Home pages need to be examined for usability and that’s exactly what happens in the eye-opening book by Jacob Neilsen & Marie Tahir called “Homepage Usability: 50 Websites Deconstructed.” This book reminds me of the many happy hours I’ve spent in the past 10 years trying to explain usability to people who have never realized there is such a topic. Some of these people really get it and then they are over-joyed to find there are usability professionals they can use when trying to figure out what to do with their website or their widget (oops, can’t use that term any more for a generic whatcha-ma-call-it!).

Jacob Neilsen and Donald Norman (my hero, author of “The Design of Everyday Things”) first brought to popular attention among web designers that users of a website need to be able to find the site easy to use for the task they are using it for. If I’m buying a book I need a big “buy it now” signal somewhere that I know to click on to “buy it now.” But usability is a bit more tricky than just a button. In fact, it’s so complicated to know if a site is truly usable that a formal evaluation process with a laboratory has been developed and many companies spend enormous amounts of money testing the usability of things like the instruction sheet for setting up your new computer. Take it out of the box. There should be 5 items in the box: the computer, the power cable, the instruction manual, the quick-start guide, and the very large-print 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper with more bolded black instructions about how to contact customer support, the help line, or the additional, special website where there is a video of how to actually get the computer out of the box. But, I digress. Back to usability and Donald Norman.

Did you ever wonder why doors open certain directions? Or why some firetrucks are yellow instead of red? Or why you just hate the ABC company’s website when you are forced to use it even though you’d rather have a root canal but your boss won’t let you? Well, design is what determines usability. And Norman (his last name) clues us in that doors open with handles at a certain height because that is “easy” for the average person to do it. Maybe not a basketball player in the seven foot range, but you and average Joe who’s headed toward the door right now. Did you see him push on the lever that goes all the way across the door right about elbow height to release the latch and open the door outward since that is the natural direction he is pushing? Before designers worried about usability some doors didn’t operate that well – but gradually, explains Norman, thru a few iterations, the door became more usable. And so will most other things as long as there is motivation to create more usable design, along with the patience to live thru the iterations until the product is darn near “easy” to use.

In the case of the website Home page, I like Steve Krug’s commons sense approach: can a user instantly know “What’s the point of this site?” and “Where Do I Start?” In other words, with a very quick scan, can the user know where he is and what to do next?

And let’s get down to the personal level for making sure you understand who to swear at the next time you are in a toilet cubical and the door swings inward and you have to stand on the toilet to get the door open even though you only weight 135 pounds. You swear at the creator of such a space for not understanding it is barely usable. Then next, say a silent thanks to Jacob Neilsen, Donald Norman, Steve Krug, New Riders’ “Voices that Matter” book series, Kelly Goto, Jesse James Garrett, O’Reilly Media, and a host of others who are diligently out there, making sure usability is paramount in the design of every man-made creation. Then thank the Creator (whoever, whatever, he/she/it is to your understanding, if there is such a thing) that most of natural creation has some fine, built-in usability, like green grass and blue sky which is easy on the eyes. And breathing. Now isn’t that easy?

Public Speakers on twitter!

April 10th, 2009

Did you ever wonder how many public speakers are on twitter? I did, so I found a site that would give me some info. It’s called wefollow.com and you can get listed there in your choice of categories. I was frankly impressed that anyone billing themselves as a speaker has 221,152 followers. I guess that is a goal to shoot at, but, short of hiring the best NY social media publicity guru to help you get there quickly, it will take a while to get there. Me, I’m just content to grow a bit at a time. That way I can look forward to a day when I will have enough in place to handle the results of having 221,000 followers. I guess I’ll go check this person out who has all those followers and see what they have done that I haven’t. And then call them up and see how they like it up there on top. How about you? Are you preparing for 221,000 followers. It could happen, you know. Just work smart and hard and you might even get more followers. Just make sure you really want all that comes with fame, the good and the challenging. And be sure you believe your message to the world is worth all that effort. Then take off on your Flight Plan. That’s Brian Tracy’s latest book! You’ll want to read it right away. It will help you toward those 221,000.